All about the delivery

First, Cameron had a Thanksgiving play today which was really cute. His solo part in the play was to tell the following joke.

Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building
A. Yes, because buildings can't jump

On my way home I stopped and picked up some pizza. On the inside of the box I wrote:

Q. What is the difference between you and this box of pizza
A. You are always hot!